The Magical Hideaway

Welcome to the Chuunibyou owned cafe - The Magical Hideaway!
Light (DC) | Phoenix | The Mist | Plot 7, 9th WardNext Opening Announced On Discord~

Bar Menu

New Selection! Alcoholic DrinksShana has had a little to much to drink, and she believes she is something called the The Flame Haze of the Flame of Heaven, Alastor (whatever the hell that is), and that she has been hard at work concocting some cocktails she believes you would enjoy (also what Shana would enjoy surprisingly) with (sober help) some intervention from other parties wishing to add their own mixture.The Mystes - Will you find the Reiji Meigo? The Mystes looks the same on the outside as any other torch, but has a random treasure hidden within prized by Guze no Tomagara and Flame Haze alike, we have them in abundance (thanks to someone) and would like to share them with you! An addition of an old and rare whisky with any simple cocktail you order, just ask for your drink of choice as a Mystes
Flame Haze - A drink favoured by the Flame Haze to relight their fire. Cinnamon whisky with fire ball and some ground ginger and ginger beer
Guze no Tomagara - The Crimson lords of Guze have come together and created this cocktail for you and yours (make sure to leave them some). A crimson cocktail of 3 rare and old whiskies with a special red mixer
Flame of Heaven - Alastor has decided, what Shana believed to be strong cocktails, are child's play. So he decided to make his own. A mix of 4 cask strength rums and whiskies with tropical juice, a big dashing of aromatic bitters lit on fire to a deep orange flame
Night and Day - See the dark of the night bleed through the light of day. Vodka with wdk blue and bepis
Rabid Dog - Dont let the name or the frothiness of this drink fool you, no dogs were harmed in the making of this cocktail. Whisky or amaretto of your choice mixed with lemon juice, egg white and cherry sauce shaken with ice
Venom - It wont kill you! Consuming venom is not deadly. Double limsan comfort, double triple sec, 3/4 glass of orange juice and a bottle of wdk blue
Piña ColadaEX - Same old recipe but with a little addition, of your choice! A classic Piña Colada with an alcoholic coloured mix of your choosing
White Coerthan - Straight from the snowy reaches of Coerthas is a cocktail to fight back the other fiery cocktails on the menu. Quad vodka with a shot of kaluha and some heavy cream or milk
Adders Sting - Cider of your choice with a Lager of your choice (violence will not be tolerated, you may find out why the ruby essence exists if you start anything)For anything alcoholic, please ask for Shana Nietono

Essences

New Selection! Carbuncle EssenceThe self proclaimed angelic alchemical sage (We tried to stop her from giving herself titles, but she won't listen) has been working all day and night to create magical essences which when consumed, will effect your very aether in mysterious ways.Onyx Essence - Have you had one too many drinks from Shana? Had a little too many essences, Or perhaps you have been poisoned by your best friend? Look no further, for the Onyx Essence will purge it all from your system with its magical detox effect!
Topaz Essence - Are you one with a ditzy memory, fallen in the snow, and forgotten everything, or maybe
you were cursed by your friend who wished to protect you knowing a terrible fate? Then ask for a Topaz Essence!* With the power to help unlock those memories hidden away by both mental and magical means, you can be glad to remember that anniversary that your eternal bonded cares so much about.
*When asking for the Topaz Essence, please note that the essence may cause injury to the body and mind, including induced comas and coughing up blood. Please ensure to have a professional on hand.
Obsidian Essence - Unlike the Topaz Essence, the Obsidian Essence does essentially the opposite! If you have a memory that you wished stayed forgotten, then look no more, for this essence will ensure that memory stays locked away where it belongs.*
*Please note that the Obsidian Essence is known to make the consumer "mindless" for a period of time. For that reason Hisa will never sell it in vials, and instead administer it on the spot to be monitored for a period of time.
Citrine Essence - Designed specifically to help combat Kari Kheltyanes obsessive sleeping, the Citrine Essence has been perfected to make one as alert and energetic as a lalafell extorting the poor for profit! With as little as a drop of Citrine Essence, you can be awake and alert for days, finalizing the incantation for that illegal spell that you have been preparing, don't worry, we won't tell!*
*Taking more than the recommended dose can cause hyperinsomia, which may lead to death if untreated.
Aquamarine Essence - One of the more convential essences, the Aquamarine Essence aims to assist in those tight spots where conventional healing is just not enough, and the pain becomes too much to bear alone. This essence will get your body and soul back out into the world in no time!*
*The Aquamarine Essence is prone to making the consumer slumber for a short period of time due to the effects of the Aquamarine Essence taking place.
Moonstone Essence - Perhaps one of the more potent and powerful essences, alongside the most expensive. The Moonstone Essence has an extreme effect on ones self, causing a major transformation overnight. The results of the transformation can be partially controlled, however the essence is still highly experimental. Please note this essence can only truely revert ones form to a former state if they have used the Moonstone Essence to transform away or to said form the consumer wishes to revert to.
Ruby Essence - <REDACTED> A highly dangerous essence formed into plasma. This cannot be requested.For any Essences, please ask for Hisa Hoshimo

Hello! I am Vicky Chu! (prefer chu or they/them!)
Leader of bard trio Mosh Chu, i love music and jamming.My musical journey in FFXIV started when i saw Mosh Mosh just at the start of 2021 and i became a Mosher and joined the Awesome Mosh Community!
Enjoying dancing with friends and concerts became my favorite thing to do!
After electric guitars came summer 2021 i wanted to try jamming myself so i cloned two small Chus in a secret lab to make a trio! The name Mosh Chu got picked to honor my teacher who supported, trained and taught me all i know about performing!
The band also have a solo/duo bard and also band manager and is my bestie Hisa Chu! (prefers chu or she/her!)Favorite instruments is piano and guitar and some of my favorite kind of music is Vocaloid and Pokémon!
Usually call the band 'comfy trio' but not so soft always when we bring out guitars!If you wish for Mosh Chu to play for you or for any inquiries, please contact Hisakaki#0001 on DiscordSonglist - https://moshchusongs.carrd.co/

Contact

If you wish to get in touch, please feel free to message and join us in our discord! https://discord.gg/x2JkPRqUvgIf you wish to join the FC or become one of our maids, please contact Hisa Hoshimo | Hisakaki#0001, or Kari Kheltyane | Karienal#0001Logo made by the wonderful @shiroganeaoi (Twitter)